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		<title>Bisinglah!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 02:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>novinthen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forced to use public transportation, I’m always surrounded by hundreds if not thousands of people wherever I go. It is not like they want to stand, sit or even lie down beside me! It is just they are forced to bear with my co-existence all because of our jam packed public transportation. Thanks to these [...]]]></description>
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<p>Forced to use public transportation, I’m always surrounded by hundreds if not thousands of people wherever I go. It is not like they want to stand, sit or even lie down beside me! It is just they are forced to bear with my co-existence all because of our jam packed public transportation.</p>
<p>Thanks to these hundreds of people I bump into each second, I learnt and learning a lot of things from them.</p>
<p>The one main thing I learnt in public transportation is how to be patient.</p>
<p>As I’m typing this, I have about 5 students who are going back from National Service training to their respective hometowns for Thaipusam holidays.</p>
<p>I must tell you, I have found that all 5 are severely suffering some some-sort-of ear disease. To express themselves they are need to shout their lungs out! I really can’t find any good or even “bad” words to describe this bunch of monkeys. ^&amp;%^5*%%*$%#*!!!!</p>
<p>I wonder what type of upbringing they went through since day ONE on planet earth. Even my most imaginative part of the brain fails to imagine what type of parents they had or the community they grew up in.</p>
<p>Unfortunately these kids are same RACE as I am, it is very saddening to see these future leaders of my community so uncivilized and shouting cuss words at each other in a public domain.</p>
<p>God save us all.</p>
<p><strong>Parents, if you do not know how to raise a kid, please stop breeding!</strong></p>
<p>Blogged while I was in KTM Train Ipoh-KL.</p>
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		<title>Ten Things You Can Do in LRT</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>novinthen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Complete title : Ten things you can do in LRT to make my life miserable! 1.  Cut in the queue. I love it when you do that! Really, who on earth queues when buying tickets? Right? 2.  Block the escalator so that I cant walk pass you. I love waiting behind you anyway. It makes [...]]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_539" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-539 " title="rapidkl" src="http://novinthen.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rapidkl-300x162.jpg" alt="rapidkl" width="400" height="250" /><p class="wp-caption-text">I love LRT . Don&#39;t you?</p></div>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Complete title : Ten things you can do in LRT to make my life miserable!</span></strong></p>
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<p>1.  <strong>Cut in the queue</strong>. I love it when you do that! Really, who on earth queues when buying tickets? Right?</p>
<p>2.  <strong>Block the escalator </strong>so that I cant walk pass you. I love waiting behind you anyway. It makes me so special.</p>
<p>3.  <strong>Stand excatly where to LRT doors open</strong>. You are invisble man anyway! People can walk pass through you!</p>
<p>4.  <strong>Don&#8217;t let people to disembark</strong>! Push them back in! Bulldoze your way in!</p>
<p>5. <strong>Push me the door/wall</strong>. I love sticking to them like a lizard.</p>
<p>6. <strong>Don&#8217;t give your seat to the needy</strong>. You pay the same amount as they do. Why give them seats! Blah!</p>
<p>7. <strong>Is that a mobile phone</strong>? Ops.. Dumb me! I thought it&#8217;s a freaking Hi-Fi Radio. No, it was not loud at all.</p>
<p>8. <strong>You were talking on the phone</strong>? I did not notice it all. I never heard a thing ! really.</p>
<p>9. <strong>That was your nose you digged</strong>?  I thought you were digging Suez Canal!</p>
<p>10.<strong> I love when your kids run around me</strong>. I felt just like at a playground. And did you notice the glass window nearly cracked because of your daughter&#8217;s lovely scream. It was like a good music therapy for me.</p>
<p>So please do all these things to make Malaysia a better place to live <img src='http://novinthen.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>The New Indian Wife</title>
		<link>http://novinthen.com/blog/2008/10/the-new-indian-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>novinthen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haha&#8230; So guy&#8217;s better be very careful!]]></description>
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<p>Haha&#8230; So guy&#8217;s better be very careful!</p>
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