Ten Things You Can Do in LRT

by novinthen

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I love LRT . Don't you?

Complete title : Ten things you can do in LRT to make my life miserable!

1.  Cut in the queue. I love it when you do that! Really, who on earth queues when buying tickets? Right?

2.  Block the escalator so that I cant walk pass you. I love waiting behind you anyway. It makes me so special.

3.  Stand excatly where to LRT doors open. You are invisble man anyway! People can walk pass through you!

4.  Don’t let people to disembark! Push them back in! Bulldoze your way in!

5. Push me the door/wall. I love sticking to them like a lizard.

6. Don’t give your seat to the needy. You pay the same amount as they do. Why give them seats! Blah!

7. Is that a mobile phone? Ops.. Dumb me! I thought it’s a freaking Hi-Fi Radio. No, it was not loud at all.

8. You were talking on the phone? I did not notice it all. I never heard a thing ! really.

9. That was your nose you digged?  I thought you were digging Suez Canal!

10. I love when your kids run around me. I felt just like at a playground. And did you notice the glass window nearly cracked because of your daughter’s lovely scream. It was like a good music therapy for me.

So please do all these things to make Malaysia a better place to live :)